LIFE - More fun with spimmers

[30/09/2008 11:50:20 p.m.] jonesaddo says: hi

[30/09/2008 11:53:32 p.m.] Peter Hamilton says: hi

[30/09/2008 11:53:51 p.m.] jonesaddo says: hello

[30/09/2008 11:53:58 p.m.] Peter Hamilton says: hello

[30/09/2008 11:54:03 p.m.] jonesaddo says: am jones addo

[30/09/2008 11:54:09 p.m.] jonesaddo says: from ghana

[30/09/2008 11:54:19 p.m.] Peter Hamilton says: I'm Peter from New Zealand.

[30/09/2008 11:54:24 p.m.] jonesaddo says: ok

[30/09/2008 11:54:34 p.m.] jonesaddo says: how are u today?

[30/09/2008 11:54:49 p.m.] Peter Hamilton says: I'm well. A little sick, but getting better. How are you?

[30/09/2008 11:55:15 p.m.] jonesaddo says: thank God

[30/09/2008 11:55:27 p.m.] jonesaddo says: am a banker

[30/09/2008 11:55:40 p.m.] Peter Hamilton says: I am a Computer Engineer.

[30/09/2008 11:55:53 p.m.] jonesaddo says: ok

[30/09/2008 11:56:35 p.m.] jonesaddo says: i work with equity bank ghana limited

[30/09/2008 11:56:47 p.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Sounds fun.

[30/09/2008 11:57:20 p.m.] jonesaddo says: at home now for holiday

[30/09/2008 11:58:36 p.m.] jonesaddo says: i will like to discuss an important issue with u

[30/09/2008 11:58:44 p.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Oh?

[30/09/2008 11:58:55 p.m.] jonesaddo says: yes

[30/09/2008 11:59:33 p.m.] jonesaddo says: i will like u to read this so that u will understand me better ok

[30/09/2008 11:59:44 p.m.] Peter Hamilton says: ok

[12:01:35 a.m.] jonesaddo says: like i told u that my name is Jones Addo a banker working with equity bank ghana limited in West Africa. In this bank existed a dormant account for the past years,which belong to a Syrian national who is now late.

[12:02:07 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Ok. Would you like my bank account number now or later?

[12:02:37 a.m.] jonesaddo says:
when i discovered that there had been neither deposits nor withdrawals from this accountfor some time I decided to carry out a system investigation and discovered that none of the family member or relations of the owner aware of this account.

[12:02:52 a.m.] jonesaddo says: are u reading?

[12:03:04 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance-fee_fraud

[12:05:51 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Hi Jones. Are you still there?

[12:06:44 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Jones?

[12:07:15 a.m.] jonesaddo says: This is the story in a nutshell. Now I want an account overseas where I can transfer these funds.

[12:07:51 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Ok. My account number is 12 3456 7891011 12.

[12:08:24 a.m.] jonesaddo says:
The amount at the moment, plus all the accumulated interest in this account stands at US$4,000,000.00 (Four million US dollars).

[12:09:51 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: You know, with the whole financial situation in the US at the moment, the US dollar isn't looking too attractive. Can you pay in Euros? Or Zimbabwean dollars?

[12:11:02 a.m.] jonesaddo says: i guess you are stupid

[12:11:17 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Me? Why do you say that?

[12:11:23 a.m.] jonesaddo says: u are not serious

[12:11:48 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Yes I am! Seriously! What more information do you need? I just want to help.

[12:12:04 a.m.] jonesaddo says: get out

[12:12:18 a.m.] jonesaddo says: fool ur self

[12:12:19 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Get out of where?

[12:12:58 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Jones?

[12:13:15 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Sorry, I just want to make sure I understand. Where would you like me to get out of?

[12:14:35 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Now Hones, you're not being very nice here. You come to me wishing to enlist my help, and now you call me a fool? Please, please, please, in God's name, let me help you.

[12:17:22 a.m.] jonesaddo says: get lost boy whoever u are

[12:19:22 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Jones, pleeeeease!!! I don't want to miss out on all that money! It's not fair! Please don't do this to me! I was stupid. I made a mistake! Please don't take this away from me! I...I don't know what I was thinking! I'll do anything you want! A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G! Please tell me how to access the funds of this long lost account in the name of a now deceased Syrian with no living relatives which has had no activity against it for a great period of time. Oh please!!!!!

[12:22:36 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Jones? Jones! You'd better tell me about this deal! If you don't my children might starve! Can you live with than on your conscience?

[12:24:38 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Jones! If you don't respond, I'm going to fly over to Ghana and kick your skinny little scamming arse! Do you hear me Jones?!?!? Tell me how I can get access to this US$4,000,000. TELL ME!!!!

[12:25:27 a.m.] jonesaddo says: u an ass hole ok

[12:26:02 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: No! I'm very nice person. Really. So. Back to where we started. You need my account number. I've given you that. What now?

[12:26:41 a.m.] jonesaddo says: now is urfather

[12:27:11 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Hmmm...I'm going to guess that English isn't your first language. Can you say that another way?

[12:28:54 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Jones, please. Can you restate your last comment? I don't understand.

[12:31:41 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Jones? Okay. Yes. I was an asshole before, but I'm over that. I've changed. I'm VERY sorry. I'm begging you! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!

[12:34:07 a.m.] Peter Hamilton says: Jones! You have broken my heart and ruined my life! I'm going to kill myself now, and all because you wouldn't talk to me. Goodbye cruel world! And remember. This is your fault! *BANG*